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JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


THERE WAS A TIME -




SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




TIMES GET TOUGHER -


TAGS: vader bank holdup
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:52 am
Sucks when your job gets blowed up?


GENTLEMEN - BEHOLD!


TAGS: dr weird gentlemen behold
Rating: 1.59/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:03 am
My banana!


HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978


TAGS: rags holden commodore v8
Rating: 1.7/5

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Rags - June 4, 2009, 8:55 pm
So how many time did Holden win 3-in-a-row at Bathurst??
BOF - November 22, 2008, 4:00 am
Ford Falcon wins Bathurst 3 years straight, nothing more needs to be said.


BEHOLD ULTIMATE STUD DORK - YOU WILL NEVER REACH SUCH HEIGHTS OF UNADULTERATED DORKINESS




LS1 - MAKING OTHERS CLAIM THEY MISSED A GEAR SINCE 98'


TAGS: ls1 holden v8 commodore
Rating: 2.79/5


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.




CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


Pfft -


TAGS: women farting hold drama
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 18, 2014, 1:30 pm
There are exceptions...me! Thanks for the 5er Grey.
Greybeard - September 17, 2014, 11:27 pm
So 5LMAO true.. :)


ONE TRICK PONY - But HE thinks it's the GREATEST TRICK EVER!




LIFE LESSONS - In order to please others, we loose our hold on our life's purpose. ~Epictetus~


TAGS: legos hold
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:47 pm
I immediately thought of that scene neat the end of Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase had to hold two live wires


CAUTION - Hot beverages are very hot and may contain small dogs.


TAGS: dog holder
Rating: 2.79/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:21 pm
Bloody drive-thru. I asked for BLACK coffee.


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.




FLOUNDERING DREAMS -


TAGS: hold fast to dreams
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:31 pm
Little man in the boat... in the grass. Heh heh. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 10:12 am
Most excellent sir.


BEST CELL PHONE CALL -


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is


THE GIFT -


TAGS: holding out for a headstone
Rating: 4.97/5

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Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 11:36 am
5 cold shoulders.. Fav'd


HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


WEDDING VOWS -




IT'S A LAZY WORLD -


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing ***e dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969


TAGS: rags holden commodore aussie v8 5 litre 304 308
Rating: 1.92/5

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Sparepartssamson - August 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
not a ford person? despite the engine having a HSV tag on it? try acctually looking at the picture before commenting brother. ps EVO's for the win!
BoneCD - April 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
Been a Ford man my whole life (other than 2 Audi's, 1 I still have) and d*** proud of it!!!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
No one cares about Fords. NO ONE!
V8Muscle - April 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
http://www.fpv.com.au America...your doing it wrong


YES, I AM KING OF ALL I BEHOLD! - Oh, Crap, that's a Lion over there, isn't It?


TAGS: lion cheetah king behold
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - August 28, 2011, 8:50 pm
nice


SELF CONSCIOUSNESS -




BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


LINUS BENEDICT TORVALDS...CREATOR OF LINUX -


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?


FICTION -


TAGS: hold on to your imagination it is what keeps your reality in check hammy
Rating: 3/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:35 pm
The first step to solving a problem, is acknowledging it... in my retarded opinion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 2:10 pm
You said it, Not me.
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:00 pm
Holy **** I Just Noticed... God Im Retarded..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am
Massive spelling failure...please stand by.....


YEAH - Because a bank's going to get held up by Rudolph.


TAGS: bank hold up rudolph
Rating: 2.9/5

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CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:28 pm
lots of people wear mardi gras masks to hide who they are when doing that
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
bank policy all over the place. I went to my local bank, everyone knowing everyone in my family, and me since I was a kid. But I already had my halloween makeup on and they wouldn't let me in.
culos - February 2, 2010, 4:51 am
@Canada: Isn't Mardi Gras about Bewbies and Pearl Necklaces? Why would you want to remove those when entering the bank? I'm with Porci on this one...
Porcelina - February 1, 2010, 11:41 pm
Yeah, I'm thinking Halloween, and I'm kinda wanting to know the incident that influenced them to post this
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:18 pm
...or left over from Halloween
CANADA - February 1, 2010, 11:00 pm
Im pretty sure this is for mardi gras


Behold -


TAGS: a capive king holds court
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:20 am

fived and fav'd
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:35 pm
Awesome poster and caption. :)


Who Knew? -




Simple Class -


TAGS: holding the notes takes genius
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm

Heh heh heh... I'd gladly cut your rug... maybe you can dance polka for me? (dirty mind)
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:09 pm
Silvie...takes 2 to tango...wanna come "cut a rug" with me? And no it has nothing to do with a lesbian lover...well...no!
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:07 pm
I've gotten into techno-pop/German rap. A fave is Falco, who has an incredible version of putting on the ritz! You're a torturous person Mr. Gary, now 2 of us that will be zombied out to the song...but a 5L anyhow.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:59 pm
When I was a child, I honestly thought WWII had just ended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:57 pm
I never meet my great-grand parents, since they were born - kid you not - circa civil war era. Most guys my age have grandfathers who fought in Vietnam; my grandfather fought in WWI. So, I feel VERY out of place in this time period, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's kinda my era, due to a ginormous generation gap - I love Harry James and his band, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra. Can you believe my old man is in his LATE sixties, almost 70... and I'm 29, the eldest of my other siblings.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:11 pm
‘no Gene Wilder’….now THAT’S funny. Somehow my taste for music has migrated to Irving Berlin and Cole Porter…not even my era. The big bands of Basie and Ellington are doin’ it for me this morn.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
There are at least (besides the Young Frankenstein) two versions I think. Fred Astaire's was pretty good. But he'5 no Gene Wilder.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 10:03 am
Heh, here to help. My mind goes to Son of Fronkensteen. Thank you, Sly
Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 9:04 am

Aaaand guess what I'll have stuck in my head ALL DAY! Thanks for that... love it, 5Ls!


Latin was a fun language in school -


TAGS: behold the man
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 30, 2014, 5:20 am
"Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound" - and 5L too
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 11:34 pm
Greeny, yer talkin' backwards, and yer a melon....and I'm waaay past my bedtime
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:18 pm
Quid quid latinae dictum set, altrum sonar!


ingenious innovations -




ANIMAL TESTING -


TAGS: how are they supposed to hold a pencil
Rating: 4.91/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 8:52 pm
I know what you mean Cub....that eyeshadow is soooo last year.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 8:45 pm
Poor bunny
spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:31 pm
They never have problems with the multiplication though. 5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: i personally wish each and everyone of you a merry christmas and a happy new year year even you timmy for i can nopt hold a grudge but i can hold your head under water
Rating: 3.69/5

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kiabaman4258 - November 23, 2010, 11:55 am
the joke's in the tags for the picture and the picture was submitted on christmas eve 2009 dude
urmom - June 26, 2010, 3:22 pm
i dont get it?
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 3:10 am
Merry Christmas everyone.
DJZero - December 25, 2009, 12:58 am
nice tags, 5L


FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled


TAGS: this isn t a politfake it s a mandatory assignment handed down by the man man that man is trying to hold me down
Rating: 3.67/5

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MO - September 22, 2009, 8:36 am
Hey at least you admit to rick rolling my evil plans Logic. It's the faceless 3-4 fakers that 5ved this d*** thing, that I'll find....and pour syrup on.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:31 am
Hey MO - found out that I hadn't voted this one yet - gave it a 5!!! Oh wait..."one the hell outta this..." Dang. My bad!
MO - September 22, 2009, 6:34 am
Yo! WTFO? Think about me and my position on these types of posters. Have I ever come across as a politifaker? I don't know if you were being serious or not but I a**ure u that my plan worked perfectly. I no longer have to see this at the top of my list.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
Clever reverse psychology, MO. That'll boost the ratings on this poster for sure.
MO - September 21, 2009, 6:34 pm
Can someone one the hell outta this for me? I don't like that it's my #1 ranked poster. K thanks. But not too many ones......just 2 ones.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
A little late, but thanks Ron. I saw LD's pancake poster and this is the result...
RONSART - August 11, 2009, 5:15 pm
lol...glad u waffled...very good.


IDEALLY IN YOUR PARENTS HANDS - In reality you will find the emptiness where their money once belonged.




TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


BEAUTY - Its in the eye of the beholder




DON'T HOLD THE VACUUM CLEANER HOSE - Up To Your Eye To Try To Spot The Clog


TAGS: don t hold the vacuum cleaner hose
Rating: 2.5/5
Eh? - March 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
Not a vacuum cleaner, but crouzon syndrome. Leave the poor guy alone.
NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
You sir, are a DING DONG
Anonymous - December 8, 2008, 9:30 am
Umm... that's not why he looks like that. I've seen his High School picture and his mug sh**. He's just that freaky looking.


MOM - I know you're allergic but did you have to shave my cat?




BEHOLDER -




It is not what you are that holds you back. -


TAGS: chess pawn horse piece holds you back think
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - May 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Thanks, c3rn.
Rick69 - May 17, 2016, 5:45 pm
Thanks, José.
concern3 - May 17, 2016, 7:02 am
Excellent. UP yours
JesusWept - May 16, 2016, 8:36 pm
Nice one. ^^^^^Up


One world -


TAGS: peace harmony holding hands demon spawn
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 30, 2014, 12:35 am
Hmmm, just dawns on me now...Thedge wasn't implying I was a virgin. Sorry for the confusion.
spacedog - November 2, 2014, 10:12 am
No kidding...He's about three decades too late. That spaceship has blasted off.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:18 am
Chocolate pants... am gonna present that idea to Richard Branson, probably considering a more viable option than Virgin Space by now.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:02 am
Still, the Swiss make the best chocolate clocks, not sure about chocolate pants. Thanks for the comment.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
ok, the lefty demons... why do the Swiss always get off the hook? Yeah, chocolate. But, leather pants thing cancels out chocolate.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:34 pm
wonderful


Better things -


TAGS: it meant the world to hold a bruising faith but now its just a matter of grace
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 23, 2016, 1:26 pm
Niiice!!


Holy blanking blank! -


TAGS: hold my beer watch this
Rating: 3.67/5

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mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:22 am
I hear that around here a lot! The results are hilarious! 5L!


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